|Gelder; in two minds about infidelity|
Six years of maddening loneliness forced Mrs Gelder to marry herself but now the romance has been ruined with the honeymoon only weeks old and her heartbroken wife claiming, 'We obviously don't want the same thing anymore.'
The local man is said to be confused at his part in the affair and commented, 'Bollocks! I thought I was up for a 'menage a trois' but then when I realised Glender was actually two women (her and her wife) I just didn't know where to put myself. If you see what I mean? She's obviously totally mental!'