|Waterstones reading dungeon; 'Vile Torture'|
The terrified tourist ran straight to the nearest branch of Costa Coffee and gasped, 'I only went in there last Friday for a large Mocha but when I asked for a smiley face in it everything went black and I woke up in the dungeon with the book on a table in front of me. It was obvious what they wanted me to do. Christ! The first one was bad enough and I couldn't finish that. I lied like everyone else that I had read it and just watched the TV series instead. But the fourth one OMG! It nearly bored me to death. Now I just want to go home.'
It is believed the producers of 'Game of Throwns' are considering turning MR Willis's extraordinary adventures into a five-part TV series starring Bruce Willis as the mild-mannered book fan who has to break out of a bewildering series of bookshop dungeons, using a selection of books as weapons, to overcome an evermore complicatedly named array of staff members. 'Game of Books I 'Slow Beginnings' will be coming out next autumn.