Westminster Village Hall

 Government 'Think Tank.'
Think Tank Investigating Link Between Money and Greed Accused Of Hypocrisy.

A government 'think tank' given the task to investigate a possible 'link' between money and greed has been accused of utterly ridiculous infantile hyprocrisy by powerless sceptics for deciding to retain control of its own pay. Widespread disappointment, but little surprise, surrounded the announcement that the groups findings would not be published for at least 'several years.' Lord Geoffrey Ascot Windsor Blythe a highly-paid spokesmen for the 'think tank' explained, 'The questions is more complicated than we first believed. Our team are currently working hard to resolve the matter and frequently have long conversations on the topic in the sumptuous surroundings of several plush government buildings.