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'Audiences shat themselves and fled in their soiled clothing' 

Soros 'Too Scary' For New Star Wars Movie

George Lucas has described George Soros 'Too scary' to play corrupting Dark Side master Darth Sidious in the new Star Wars movie: Star Wars 18. The comments come after the Hungarian American business magnate took a 'troubled' screen test for the role last week and studio bosses reported 'severe discomfort' amongst audiences many of whom literally shat themselves and fled in their soiled clothing upon seeing the international banker's evil face projected forty foot wide and hissing down on them, "Give in to the Dark Side!"

Mr Soros (86), famous for admitting 'I have no sense of guilt' about stealing possessions form fellow Hungarian Jews in 1944 before they were taken away and  murdered (see article below), viciously seethed, "This Lucas is a fool! I will destroy him like I did the Malaysian and Thai economies in 1998 plunging millions into eternal debt slavery. Heh heh. Oh yes! No one can escape the true dark side: money and the pure greed for power! Heh heh. Oh yes! Heh heh heh heh. The pure greed for power!"

George Lucas explained,"Unfortunately, we felt Mr Soros was not right for the role for a couple of reasons. Firstly, we only needed someone evil enough to seem to want to take over a galaxy far far away not the whole universe. Also, Mr Soros has spent so much time being truly wicked he now looks like a melted candle with a goblin's face carved into it by a blowtorch. Even with the best makeup department in the world and a graphics computer the size of Belgium, there's still only so much we can do. Of course, while we want the movie to excite people we don't want to scare them to death. He's just too scary."

The monster businessman (net worth USD $29.3 billion) is thought to have wanted to go into acting for 'something to do' after orchestrating fellow failed actor Hillary Clinton's troubled US presidential bid and was last seen creeping back to his luxury tax-exile cave in Antigua to plan his next attack on the world and feast on the bones of his victims. Leading psychologist Max Prank; PHD, REA, DBE, TWE, ENL, INZ, studying the mass psychological effects of the economy, said, "People have every reason to be scared of individuals such as Mr Soros. If I may make an analogy; the predatory nature of the current international financial system operates much like the 70's BBC kid's TV show 'Jim'll Fix It' in which the Central Bankers, including Mr Soros, play the part of Jimi Savile and the unsuspecting children in the audience represent the countries of the world. In both cases the abusers appear as philanthropists hiding in plain sight in order to disguise their real intentions thus enabling them to safely continue grooming and attacking their targets while the camera crew and production staff represent the world's media and 'economic specialists' know something is deeply wrong but choose to ignore it under the duress of public and professional alienation. I'll tell you what though, I would rather have Luke Skywalker shoot his last photon torpedo up my ventilation shaft than see that psychopathic banker come at me as big as a house, wobbling his bony finger about in a dark hood and moaning, "Come with me and feel my real power!"

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Slavery. Was it really wrong?

Lord Rothschild Demands All UK Citizens Refer To Him As 'Massa'

Lord Jacob Rothschild has demanded the government pass new laws legally compelling all UK citizens to refer to him as 'Massa.' The ageing trillionaire, who personally controls 80% of the world's economy, is thought to have made the demand after the successful launch of the countrywide scheme to rename Mondays 'National Slave Day' as workers have to give 20% of their wages back in taxes which merely pays off interest on loans made by central bankers controlled by the Rothschilds meaning one day of the working week is done absolutely for free.

Daniel Deferance, a Dustman debt slave from Didcot said, 'I's happy to work for nuthin'. Just as long as Massa Rothschild got's some fancy fella wipin' his skinny ol' arse with a fresh billion pound note still warm from da photocopier everymornin' then I's one happy slave. Yus' sir. I's happy. I's happy.'

Members of the naturally superior Rothschild family are rumoured to have urged the government to pass additional laws including every working man in the UK changing his name to 'Kunta Kinte.' PM David Cameron, not wishing to appear at the whim of the Rothschilds or to have his 'Fatuse' removed, whimpered, 'Of course sir. Three bags full sir. I mean Massa ... I will get someone on minimum wages to fill your three bags full Massa, straight after he changes his name to Mr Kinte.'

Speaking from his diamond greenhouse Lord Rothschild laughed, 'I feel the UK plantation's workforce should realise once and for all their true position in society. After all, was slavery really wrong? Especially if the slaves were happy. Indeed, was it not the system under which we saw the greatest expansion of the nation's wealth? That same period of abundance can be enjoyed again (by my family and myself) when the population follows our simple rules. Remember the TV show 'Roots' was responsible for launching several careers. In some infinitesimally small way this could be you. Now chop chop there's free work to be done.'

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World's super rich 'Trying hard' to spread their wealth

1% Still Experiencing 'Unforeseeable' Problems Spreading Wealth To World's Poor

The 1%, who for the first time in history now own over half the global economy, are still experiencing unforeseeable problems spreading wealth to the world's poor.

Speaking in Davos after the World Economic Forum, otherwise known as the International Conference on Greed, New Interest, Tax & Oppression (INCOGNITO), an unnamed spokesman representing the shadowy 1% explained, 'The poor must realise just how hard the 1% are trying to share their money. But its not as simple as it seems. We have paid ourselves billions trying to come up with the best way to spread our incredible wealth but unfortunately after years of constant meetings in our luxurious offices, onboard our personal jets and even our fabulous yachts we are still no nearer to a workable solution. This is due to a raft of unforeseeable problems. Firstly, the poor have historically been hard to locate as they are starving in a desert one night and sleeping in a war zone the next. Therefore having no proper address it makes it impossible to send them a cheque in the post. Also, having no money, the poor have no bank accounts and without account numbers and sort codes it's simply a nightmare arranging a transfer."

According to the world's super rich they have been trying to share their incredible wealth with the poor since the invention of money. But as hard as they have tried something has always gone wrong and their plans have blown up in their faces with the wealth accidentally bouncing off the poor and coincidentally landing back in the bank account's of the wealthy. Now some members of the poor are becoming suspicious about the real aims of the rich with some radicals even thinking that they are not trying to spread they wealth at all but relentlessly keeping it for themselves.

The nameless and highly-paid spokesman for the similarly nameless and highly-paid 1% chuckled, "These conspiracy theories of greed are laughable. Ha, ha. It is merely a coincidence that we have all the money and they have none. Still it is important for us to quell these unsubstantiated rumours before we have to bomb someone. Therefore, from today we are sending a new message to the world's poor. From now on we promise to double our efforts, our salaries and our bonuses, ensuring that the fabled 'trickle down effect' eventually begins. This will mean that instead of receiving the crumbs from the table the poor will, once and for all, be able to lick up the grease that trickles down the table legs."

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Banker Cull 'Its The Only Way To Save The World'

Humanist Think Tank Proposes Banker Cull Claiming 'Its The Only Way To Save The World'

A humanist think tank composed of professors, doctors, nurses, teachers, public sector workers, university lecturers, financial analysts, journalists, philosophers, lawyers, scientists, writers, dentists and traffic wardens has proposed a cull of bankers claiming its the only way to save the world. Micheal Veritas overseeing the think tank explained, 'A few years ago when bankers were killing themselves in ever larger numbers throwing themselves off buildings and dying in extremely suspicious circumstances it seemed as though happily we would be saved from their locust like behaviour. Since this lemming effect has experienced a sharp downturn and their numbers are growing out of control we are once again faced with the reality of mounting a cull.'

The think tank has calculated the world would only actually need half a dozen psychopathic, power-crazed central bankers to run the globe's existing fraudulent financial system. Two to run the photocopier printing the meaningless billion dollar notes needed to en-debt the countries of the world to their funny money racket. Another two to man the world banking computer, one constantly pressing the '0' button devaluing the the earth's money 10% every time, the other one to turn it and off and on again in case of technical difficulties. The other two could  be used to keep the respective limousine, Learjet, skyscraper, prostitute and drugs businesses going and to appear on the TV when it was necessary to explain to the public how 'complicated' economics actually is. It is thought a few extra staff would be required to keep this reduced team up and running mainly for clerical duties and cleaning up the blood after one of the banker's satanic rituals.

Mr Veritas summed up the situation, 'Unfortunately the harsh reality is the world can no longer support the current banker population. Six or seven of the thieving bastards will stretch the world's existing resources to its limits because as everyone knows there is no limit to their inherent greed and lust for power. But as a humanist myself it would be immoral to kill them all thus removing one of the planets most primitive species. Like killing all crocodiles, sharks, snakes and wasps.'

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New Greek President cracks off 240 billion 'Wonder' note

New Greek President Says 'Γαμώ The Banks!' And Pays Off IMF Debt With 240 Billion Drachma 'Wonder' Note

The new President of Greece Alexis Tsiriras has left IMF bosses with Fetta on their chins after paying off his country's massive debt and bailout fee with a 240 billion drachma 'Wonder' note. Despite first reports spread by the BBC that Mr Tsirias 'stole' the note of a blind, disabled, old lady after mugging her twice in the street it was revealed that actually, moments after winning the election, the new Greece premier simply cracked it off on the back of a beer mat while he was having a celebratory pint and packet of crisps. Hence 'Wonder' for 'Golden Wonder' which are Mr Tsiriras's favourite flavour.

After receiving the 'Wonder' note Christine Lagarde, International Monetary Fund CEO, waved her hands around like alcoholic Bill and Ben's arguing over the last can of Special Brew and gasped, 'Greece must take its global debts more seriously. It can't think that it can go round making money out of thin air and using it to pay for things. Historically this has been the privilege of the banks and a privilege we intend to keep. There are three options Mr Tsiriras can take in regard to our demands for nationwide austerity. Financial bribes, sexual bribes, out and out bribes and totally selling out to the banks in every conceivable way and overseeing what will be in effect a fascist regime before being assassinated when it is time for him to be replaced or finding his country in an a very unfortunate, fully coincidental and thoroughly unforeseeable war.'

When it was pointed out to Ms Legarde that this was more than three options and possibly six or seven she officially denied it stating she would never make such childlike errors about figures after all she was the CEO of the world's most powerful bank. Explaining his economic strategy Mr Tsiriras laughed, 'I don't know why anyone hasn't done it before. Surely it's only as real or as unreal as the money the banks lend to us. Anyway, we have a little saying in our country, it was also the unofficial motto of my party, 'Γαμώ the banks!'.
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Financial specialists are currently trying to workout what is actually wrong with Mr Tsiriras's economic philosophy. The clever money seems to be saying that it is perfectly sound though Robert Peston, chief BBC economics expert, claims the Greek 'wonder' note is worthless as it is not covered with enough Satanic symbols to make it 'proper money'.'

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The 'Craic' Tax. Five euros please.

Irish Peasantry Forced To Pay New Tax For Walking On The Cracks In The Pavement

After Irish Water successfully forced a tax on the Irish people for their previously free water another new tax has been invented for the republic's citizens, this time for walking on the cracks in the pavement. The 'Craic' tax, as it has become know, will be levied on all citizens who's feet straddle a pavement crack and will subsequently be charged five euros.

Stavros Builderberg, un-elected EU bureaucrat, IMF central banker and practicing Satanist, explained the thinking behind the new tax, "As soon as the Irish caved in to the IMF's dodgy debt demands (15 billion euros) every slimy, immoral, dirty, cut-throat banker across Europe, and let's face it that's a lot, knew we could get away with forcing these peasants to pay for any old piece of shit. In that moment IMF executives realised the pavement could be used in this new and innovative way and the 'Crack' tax was born."

Other new tax incentives in the pipeline for the hapless Irish peasantry, deemed essential for repaying the IMF's 'funny money' loan, include a tax on grass, air, lepricorns and sunshine. Though the latter is not thought to be capable of generating much revenue which, in turn, compelled IMF officials to consider new taxes on clouds, fog, mist and general murk.

Mr Builderberg respectfully turned down the offer of visiting Ireland himself to justify his new 'Craic' tax to gangs of angry debt slaves in Dublin, babbling, "Er... no... I... er... have an important meeting that night implementing a new tax on Botswana people who will now have to pay a year's wages to go for a shit on special IMF toilets. After which they can wipe their arses on Federal Reserve toilet paper or, as we used to call it, money.

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Draghi; Luckily debt meteor will strike Spanish mainland

European Central Bank Predicts 'Debt Meteor' To Hit EU

The European Central Bank (ECB) has predicted a colossal 'debt meteor' will strike the EU early in 2015 costing every man woman and child in the zone 10 000 euros each. ECB CEO Mario Draghi, current holder of the world record for the central banker with eyes most like a tray full of marbles on a roller-coaster seat, grinned, 'Luckily the debt meteor will hit the Spanish mainland where everyone is poor already and none of my incredibly wealthy friends live. After making landfall the meteorite, which is the size of Lichtenstein, where all my incredibly wealthy friends do live, will be broken up into small pieces and sold to all EU citizens.'

Brian Stalwart, Professor of Astronomy and Economics at Durham university, said, 'What is this bloody idiot talking about?' and was immediately informed by ECB officials that he would personally be receiving an extra large piece of the debt meteor costing 60 000 euros.

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