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| FIFA Emperor Blatter; The world will play Blatterball |
Two days ago English football Duke; Lord Gregg of Dyke, along with other rouge football barons, attempted to topple the Belgian soccer overlord. The coup failed when Dyke rallied his allies and they heard his ridiculous accent making him even more unpopular than the international sport villain himself and because shortly afterwards he was warned by Blatter's aids that if he persisted he would end up in the boot of a car with a broken neck and his severed feet stuffed in his mouth.
When challenged about his all-powerful stranglehold of the sport Blatter commented from his two mile-long palace made from the bones of his detractors, "Let my critics eat Blattercake. From today the world will play Blatterball."
Other FIFA plans to rename The World Cup;'The Blatterballs Cup' and Wembley stadium; 'Saint Blatteballs' are also thought to have been voted unanimously 1:0 in favour.
BBC Sport - Greg Dyke wants Sepp Blatter to be challenged ...
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/29776983FA chairman Greg Dyke wants to see a second candidate challenge Fifa presidentSepp Blatter at ... 26 October 2014 Last updated at 11:08 ... "You need change and it's hard to get change if you don't change the president." ... Calls for Fifa presidential challenge Daily News South Africa 4 hrs ago External Link; Football ...
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