Channel Five Capitulate To Bercow's Residency Claims

Media Slurp

Bercow 'Dizzy.'
Media analysts are reporting an embarrassing climb down by Channel Five bosses in the face of Sally Bercow's growing demands to take up full-time residency at their headquarters in London. Estranged wife of the speaker of the house is believed to have claimed there was no longer any need for her to go home as she spent so much time at the companies offices developing her career. Lawyers representing Mrs Bercow have stressed parts of Channel Five's contract with their client that site 'duty of care.'

Pressured executives gave in to Mrs Bercow last night after she refused to leave the building and had har temporarily housed in a lift which was immobilised after the tall celebrity complained of being made 'dizzy' by people mistakenly pressing the buttons.