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Election Special

                 Bojo 'Labour's Numbers Don't Add Up' Hawking 'I'm Voting Labour'
Bojo 'Labour's Numbers Don't Add Up' 
Hawking 'I'm Voting Labour'

Yesterday in a thoroughly unsurprising turn of events Conservative thinking once again found itself at loggerheads with logic when Stephen Hawking, widely renowned to be the world's most intelligent man, publically announced his support for Jeremy Corbyn and The Labour Party.

It is not the first time the Tories have found themselves at the shitty end of the clever stick. Indeed, throughout modern history all sentient people everywhere have disagreed with every single Conservative policy ever announced. It seems this revealing trend is set to continue with many other prominent intellectuals now publicly backing Labour's election bid including: Dr Adotey Bing-Pappoe, lecturer in economics, Alan Freeman (personal capacity), Alfredo Saad Filho, Professor of Political Economy, SOAS University of London, Andrew Cumbers, Professor of Regional Political Economy, University of Glasgow, Andrew Simms, author of The New Economics, co-director New Weather Institute, Andy Ross FAcSS, Visiting Professor, Birkbeck University of London , Andy Kilmister, Department of Accounting, Finance and Economics, Oxford Brookes University, Ann Pettifor, Director of PRIME Economics (Policy Research in Macroeconomics), Dr Antonio Andreoni (PhD Cambridge), Senior Lecturer in Economics, SOAS University of London, Anwar Shaikh, Professor, New School for Social Research, USA, Arturo Hermann, Senior research fellow, Italian National Institute of Statistics, Rome, Italy, Professor Ben Fine, Department of Economics, SOAS University of London, Robert Rowthorn, Emeritus Professor of Economics, University of Cambridge., Bruce Cronin, Professor of Economic Sociology, Director of Research, Director of the Centre for Business Network Analysis, University of Greenwich, Dr Bruno Bonizzi, Lecturer in Political Economy, University of Winchester, Carlos Oya, Reader in Development Studies, SOAS University of London, Carolina Alves, PhD Economics, Carolyn Jones, Director, Institute of Employment Rights, Cem Oyvat, Lecturer, University of Greenwich, Christopher Cramer, Professor of the Political Economy of Development, SOAS University of London, Ciaran Driver FAcSS, Professor of Economics, SOAS University of London, Professor Colin Haslam, Professor of Accounting and Finance, Queen Mary University of London, Costas Lapavitsas, Professor of Economics, SOAS University of London, Cyrus Bina, Distinguished Research Professor of Economics, University of Minnesota, USA, Dr Dan O’Neill, Lecturer in Ecological Economics, University of Leeds, Daniela Gabor, Professor of Economics and Macro-Finance, University of the West of England, Daniele Archibugi, Professor, Birkbeck College, Professor Danny Dorling, University of Oxford, Writer and Academic, Dean Baker, Co-Director of the Center for Economic and Policy Research, Washington, DC, Dr Deborah Johnston Pro-Director (Learning and Teaching) SOAS (University of London), Diego Sánchez-Ancochea, Associate Professor in Political Economy, Director, Latin American Centre, University of Oxford, Dr Dimitris P. Sotiropoulos, The Open University Business School, Elisa Van Waeyenberge, Lecturer of Economics, SOAS University of London, Dr Emanuele Lobina, Public Services International Research Unit, University of Greenwich, Dr Faiza Shaheen, Economist (in a personal capacity), Frances Stewart, Professor of Development Economics and Director, Centre for Research on Inequality, Human Security and Ethnicity, University of Oxford, Gary Dymski, Professor of Applied Economics, Leeds University Business School, Geoff Harcourt, Honorary Professor, UNSW Australia, Gerald Epstein, Co-Director, Political Economy Research Institute, and Department of Economics, University of Massachusetts Amherst, USA, Dr Giorgos Galanis, Lecturer in Economics, Goldsmiths University, Gregor Semieniuk, Lecturer in Economics, SOAS University of London, Guglielmo Forges Davanzati, Associate professor of Political Economy, University of Salento, Italy, Dr Guy Standing FAcSS, Professorial Research Associate, SOAS University of London, Ha-Joon Chang, University of Cambridge, Hannah Bargawi, Lecturer in Economics, SOAS University of London, and Research Partner, Centre for Development Policy and Research, Dr Hassan Hakimian, Reader in Economics, SOAS University of London, Professor Dr Heiner Flassbeck, former Chief Economist of UNCTAD, Geneva, Heikki Patomäki, Professor of World Politics, University of Helsinki, Howard M. Wachtel, Professor Emeritus of Economics, American University, Washington, DC, USA, Howard Reed, Director, Landman Economics, Dr Hugh Goodacre, Senior Lecturer in Economics, University of Westminster, Teaching Fellow, University College London, Hugo Radice, University of Leeds., Hulya Dagdeviren, Professor of Economic Development, University of Hertfordshire, Ilhan Dögüs, Department of Socioeconomics, University of Hamburg, Germany, James K. Galbraith, Professor of Government, University of Texas, USA, Jan Toporowski, Professor of Economics and Finance, SOAS University of London, Dr Jane Lethbridge, Public Services International Research Unit, University of Greenwich, Jeanette Findlay, Senior Lecturer in Economics, University of Glasglow, Jeff Faux, Founder & former Director, Economic Policy Institute, Washington D C, Dr Jeff Powell, Senior Lecturer in Economics, University of Greenwich, Dr Jeff Tan, Economist, Aga Khan University in the UK, Jeremy Smith, co-director, PRIME Economics (Policy Research in Macroeconomics), Dr Jo Michell, Senior Lecturer in Economics, UWE Bristol, Professor John Grahl, Economics Department, Middlesex University, John Palmer, former Political Director of the European Policy Centre, Dr Johnna Montgomerie, Senior Lecturer in Economics, Deputy Director of the Political Economy Research Centre, Goldsmiths University of London, Jonathan Dawson, Coordinator of Economics, Schumacher College, Professor Jonathan Michie, Professor of Innovation & Knowledge Exchange, University of Oxford , Dr Jonathan Perraton, Senior Lecturer in Economics, University of Sheffield, Jorge Buzaglo, Associate Professor of Economics, University of Stockholm, Sweden, Dr Julian Wells, Principal Lecturer of Economics, Kingston University, Kate Bayliss, Research Fellow, Economics Department, SOAS University of London, Professor Kate Pickett, University of York Champion for Research on Justice & Equality, Dr Kevin Deane, Senior Lecturer in International Development, University of Northampton (personal capacty), Dr Kitty Stewart, Associate Professor of Social Policy, London School of Economics and Political Science, Klaus Nielsen, Professor of Institutional Economics, Birkbeck University of London, László Andor, Associate Professor, Corvinus University, Hungary, Leslie Huckfield, Yunus Centre for Social Business & Health, Glasgow Caledonian University, Malcolm Sawyer, Emeritus Professor of Economics, University of Leeds, Marco Veronese Passarella, Economics Division, Leeds University Business School, Maria Nikolaidi, Senior Lecturer in Economics, University of Greenwich, Dr Mario Seccareccia, Full Professor, Department of Economics, University of Ottawa, Canada, Dr Martin Watts, Emeritus Professor of Economics, The University of Newcastle, Massoud Karshenas, Professor of Economics, SOAS University of London, Dr Matteo Rizzo, Senior Lecturer, Department of Economics, SOAS University of London, Mehmet Ugur, Professor of Economics and Institutions, University of Greenwich Business School, Michael Roberts, financial economist and author of The Long Depression, Professor Mushtaq Khan, Department of Economics, SOAS, University of London, Professor Ozlem Onaran, Director of Greenwich Political Economy Research Centre, University of Greenwich, Pallavi Roy, Lecturer in International Economics, SOAS, University of London, Paulo dos Santos, Assistant Professor of Economic, New School for Social Research, USA, Paul Mason, economics writer, Prem Sikka, Emeritus Professor of Accounting, University of Essex, Dr Pritam Singh, Professor of Economics, Oxford Brookes University, Radhika Desai, Professor, Department of Political Studies, University of Manitoba, USA, Richard McIntyre, Professor, Chair, Department of Economics, University of Rhode Island, USA, Richard Murphy, Professor of Practice in International Political Economy at City University of London and Director of Tax Research LLP, Richard Parker, Kennedy School of Government, Harvard University, USA, Richard Wilkinson, Emeritus Professor of Social Epidemiology, University of Nottingham, Dr Robert Calvert Jump, Lecturer in Economics, Kingston University, Robert Neild, Professor Emeritus of Economics, University of Cambridge, Robert Pollin, Distinguished Professor of Economics and Co-Director, Political Economy Research Institute, University of Massachusetts Amherst, USA, Roberto Veneziani, Queen Mary University of London, Susan Himmelweit, Emeritus Professor of Economics, Open University, Dr Sara Gorgoni, Senior Lecturer in Economics, University of Greenwich, Dr Sara Maioli, Lecturer in Economics, Newcastle University, Dr Satoshi Miyamura, Lecturer in the Economy of Japan, SOAS University of London, Shawky Arif, The University of Northampton, Simon Wren-Lewis, Professor of Economic Policy, Oxford University, Professor Steve Keen, Department of Economics, Kingston University, Professor Engelbert Stockhammer, Kingston University, Simon Mohun, Emeritus Professor of Political Economy, Queen Mary University of London, Dr Sunil Mitra Kumar, Lecturer in Economics, King’s College London, Susan Newman, Senior Lecturer of Economics, University of West England, Dr Susan Pashkoff, Economist, Dr Suzanne J Konzelmann, Director, Postgraduate Programmes in Corporate Governance and Business Ethics, Director, London Centre for Corporate Governance and Ethics, Co-Executive Editor, Cambridge Journal of Economics, Tom Palley, Former Chief Economist, US-China Economic and Security Review Commission, Tomás Rotta, Lecturer in Economics, University of Greenwich, Trevor Evans, Emeritus Professor of Economics, Berlin School of Economics and Law, Germany, Will Davies, Reader in Political Economy, Goldsmiths, University of London, Dr William Van Lear, Economics Professor, Belmont Abbey College, USA, Yanis Varoufakis, Former Minister of Finance, Greece, Yannis Dafermos, Senior Lecturer in Economics, University of the West of England, José Gabriel Palma, University of Cambridge, Yulia Yurchenko, University of Greenwhich, Laurie Macfarlane, Economics Editor, Open Democracy, Meghnad Desai, London School of Economics, Clive Lawson, University of Cambridge, Professor Lawrence King, University of Cambridge

Top Conservative and untrained American aristocrat Boris Johnson, who recently argued Labour's economic strategy did not 'add up', waffled like an excited baboon trying to steal a banana, 'Well, yes. See here now. I've never heard of any these chaps on your list for a start, or most of the places now I come to think of it, but I know ... for a fact, that... er let me see... that lots of eggheads out there currently support the Conservatives and their election direction. Oh yes. Let me see now. In the blue corner, so to speak, we have, firstly and probably most arguably, Katie Hopkins, a person whom I feel we can all agree is... er... known yes, ah ha, for her mental dexterity, if not many other... things. Next, number two if you like, I'd would mention Gary Barlow or as I like to call him 'the thinking man's mistro'. Yes, I rather like that one myself. But, of course, lastly, and by no means... er... least, and he knows that I mean that sincerely, it's my old friend from the Pimlico lido himself; the musical genius Simon Cowell. Now let me tell you all something here and now; everyone single one of these brainiacs is a successful millionaire just like me so, in turn... What was I saying? Ah yes. They must all... er... yes... be clever. Which, I feel. by itself, is enough, so to speak to, let me see now, to... er... make even the most ardent Marxist out there turn blue this June and vote for us; the Tories.'

Stephen Hawking, PHD CH, CBE, FRS, FRSA theoretical physicist, cosmologist, author and Director of Research at the Centre for Theoretical Cosmology within the University of Cambridge, commented from his wheelchair, 'There is nothing complicated about the theorising that led me to my decision. This is something so simple everyone can understand. Voting Conservative is purely illogical. That is why I advise you to do as I do on the 8th of June and vote Labour.'

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Westminster Village/ People

May's lizard appearence went down well with Tory voters
Theresa May Shapeshifts Into 6ft Lizard To Woo Core Tory Vote

Theresa May has shape-shifted into a six foot lizard from Niburu during a live speech on the BBC's News Channel in an effort to appeal to core Tory voters before the upcoming elections. Conservative mandarins are thought to be delighted with the new multidimensional move as they had already wanted the public to get to know the 'real personalities of their prospective leader' and early opinion polls suggest that the PM's appearence as an emotionless alien reptile from space went down well with typical Tories voters including: homeowners, chief executives, stockholders, BBC viewers, anyone working in the financial sector, estate agents, Waitrose customers and the Royal family. After her speech Mrs May (or IT as it wants to be known) went to see the Queen at Buckingham Palace to ask permission for the declaration of a general election and to share an enormous jar of flies.

Peter Prostate (52) a used car dealer from Peterborough preambled, "As long as you don't print my name, my age, where I live, or what job I do then OK, I reckon England needs a strong leader to get us a good Brexit deal so a talking lizard with the morals of a insect will be good for the country. Y'know? Why not? We've tried everything else. And if that Jean Claude Bonkers bloke tries to give her any lip she can just slap him with her tail. ...Can't she?"

David Icke was beside himself with joy and crowed like a particularly cocky crow who had just won an enormously unlikely accumulator at the bookies, "I've got two words for everyone who thought I was an idiot: Multidimensional lizard creatures are everywhere and control this country's entire press. Even, probably, the words you're reading right now."

Jeremy Corbyn was less pleased at the news as his own ratings took another beating in the polls but the shadow leader was typically philosophical about May's science fiction-like stunt and commented, "I'm frankly not surprised in the slightest: either in what she has done or the country's response. Don't you think I've been paying ANY attention over the past two years? The English people, and specifically the political class, are as mad as a particularly mad box of Amazonian frogs that has experimented extensively with shamanic hallucinogenic drugs. At the moment I honestly wouldn't be surprised if half of them suddenly turned around and turned into packets of assorted biscuits."

Theresa May dismissed rumours that a horrific multidimensional alien creature determined to enslave the world's population becoming leader of the country could be bad for anyone as 'fake news' before terrifyingly scuttling up the wall of No 10 downing Street and into Horse Guards Parade where she caught an unsuspecting Japanese tourist with her 15ft tongue then swallowed him whole and jumped into a dark car to be taken back to MI5 HQ and recharged under a sunlamp.

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Gove: 'As useful as an ashtray on a motorbike'
UK Demand Referendum To Leave Michael Gove

After years of unhappiness due to huge financial waste and ever-increasing levels of pointless and patronising bureaucracy the UK public have finally demanded a referendum to leave Micheal Gove. Voters are thought to be split down the middle with half the country wanting to leave him in the North sea on an abandoned oil rig and the others under the impression that he should be left a lot further underwater in case he should ever think of coming back.

Dissension over 'Govexit', as it has been euphemistically termed, started the moment the English public first clamped their eyes on the fart-faced Tory MP and mass disquiet has been growing ever since. Speaking as though his mouth were full of golf balls the beleaguered MP for Surrey Heath blabbered, 'I can't see what I've done wrong. All that I can think is that the normal British man-in-the-street is simply jealous of towering political prowess and wishes to stifle my success.'

Barry Beardsmore a beekeeper from Brixworth butted in, 'Let's face it, he's as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike. Let's leave him before he tries to become PM or I'll have to throw my television out of a window because the human toilet brush will be on there seven days a week spouting utter bollocks. I've made up a phrase that everyone can sing in the pub when he's gone - 'They think it's all Gover. It is now!' Brilliant!'

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  Clean For Queen MP's Gove and Bovo
You couldn't fit a used piece of toilet paper between them
Clean For Queen: One Lucky Subject To Wipe Royal Arse With Tongue

The 'Clean For The Queen' campaign continued to gather pace today when organisers announced that one lucky subject will be chosen to wipe Her Majesty's arse - with their own tongue. The 'winner' will be the subject who Tweets the Queen the most fawningly sycophantic message on the campaign's official website and bookies have tipped gurus of idiocy MP's Micheal Gove and Boris Johnson as being 'miles out on their own.'

The witless Gove croaked like masturbating frog with erectile dysfunction during mating season, 'Due to our cutbacks the Queens streets are filthy as we have laid off the people that clean them so everyone needs to do their bit. Especially me, as I want to impress the most popular woman in England, nay the world, with my abject unctuousness until it spurts out of me like frog's spawn. All I have to do is workout this 'Tweet' thingamajig and I'm there.'

Boris Johnson - guffawing, privileged, fatso to his friends and enemies alike - guffawed, 'Now, let's not hear any complaining when I win this competition like I won the London Mayor-ship, the last election for the Conservatives, the next election for the Conservatives, the next Tory leadership race, a job for my sister at The Mail and one for my brother inside my own policy unit. Some of us old Etonians are just better than other old Etonians but that's just life. Especially mine. Now, this Clean For The Queen campaign. Right. Yes well, its like this you see... I think... of course... Ha. As everyone knows I'm pro-England, pro-the hierarchy, pro-establishment and pro our lovely Royal family - probably would have been one myself if dad had shagged some regal floozy - quiet at the back. Anyway, where was I? Yes. Well it's all in the bag you see. I've already had my tongue cleaned by Dyno Rod and I'm ready to go into the Horn of Plenty on manual, as it were, and do my best for Old Blighty. Which, by the way, I'm also pro. All I have to do now is get one of my IT boffs to workout how to use this 'Tweet' thingamabob and I'm there. Did I mention I'm also pro me?'

Peter Pagnal from Newport Pagnell, an unemployed fireworks manufacturer and impoverished Royal 'outsider' who had never been to Buckingham Palace, or Eton, or Oxford, or the Houses of Westminster and was told to clean them pointed out, 'You're having a fucking giraffe! She doesn't clean my street on my birthday. What a pair of shit stains. You couldn't fit a piece of used toilet paper between them. Though you'd want to.  And I'd rather stick a sparkler up my arse than have Bovo's tongue up there. Dyno Rod or not!'

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£98 000 of UK Tax payer's money well spent
Osbourne's 'Standing Consultant' Paid £10 000 Per Inch

George Osbourne's PR guru, or more precisely 'standing consultant', has received a whopping 42% rise for advising him to increase the distance between his feet by four inches when giving a speech. This takes Thea Rogers' wages to an enormous £98 000 a year, up by roughly £40 000 a fee top-level mathematicians have calculated cost the UK tax payer approximately £10 000 per inch.

Ms Rogers was unavailable to comment about the ridiculous wage hike but instead paid her spokesperson a similarly ludicrous amount to say on her behalf, "It wasn't just Mr Osbourne's new wider 'akimbo' posture to which Thea has devoted so much of her expensive time but she also picked him out a £27.50 haircut from Tony and Guy and, importantly, she has personally devised George's dynamic 5:2 diet that has seen him shed an entire stone and a half in barely two months."

When asked to reveal the secret of this new strict dietary plan Ms Rogers' spokesperson bleated, "Oh, it's very simple really. The Chancellor must snort cocaine for five days out of seven then spend the other two in bed taking Neurofen and holding his head in his hands rocking backwards and forwards and feeling like a bag of shite. Oh yes. The pounds have just flown off."

Derrick Iratus a dustman from Newcastle who has been told by Mr Osbourne that, along with every other low-paid public sector worker in the country, he would be having his wages frozen for the next four years gritted his teeth and seethed, "There's one benefit of the sweaty-faced, crackhead, greasy, little ponce standing like a electric pylon that's shat itself and that's at least now a hundred people will be able to kick the lying turd in the bollocks at once and so hard that his worthless nuts fly out and land on David Cameron's fucking dinner plate where that two-faced, waste of his father's spunk can eat them mashed for his sodding supper. Ta."

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