Fears Grow For Make Up Slave

Wiesz  'make up slave.'
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Fears are growing for L'Oreal's 'make up slave' Rachel Weisz. The wealthy Hollywood actress was last seen looking pale and badly overdubbed but with perfect nails in a cruel $175 000 advertisement released by evil corporate work masters L'Oreal from their factory in murky Paris backstreet.

It is rumored that the unfortunate Mrs Weisz is being forced to eat a low carb diet and a source close to the fragile superstar report that she is often made to flaunt around, frequently looking coquettishly over her shoulder in between being sprayed with a range of thick, new cosmetic products. 

A ransom demand of two café lattes was sent out to her husband on Tuesday night but was politely refused.

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