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NIST: Hiroshima caused by standard office fires
NIST Hiroshima Report: Someone Left Gas On

NIST the US National Institute for Standards and Technology who published the official 9/11 report have released a retrospective investigation into the atomic bomb attack on Hiroshima in 1945 concluding that 'No explosives were used and damage to surrounding buildings was probably caused by standard office fires after someone left the gas on.'

NIST were directed to complete the report after Barack Obama officially apologised for the attack during a state visit [May 2016] and it is thought the US administration were looking for possible legal loopholes to exploit should the Japanese wish to sue for damages. US state officials are said to be 'happy' with NIST's findings and Colonel Lee Adjunct Wildermier, representing the US foreign affairs and collateral damage department [FACDD], commented, 'Those guys are great. They couldn't find their own dick in their pants even if it was tied to a brick with a piece of string.'

However not everyone was satisfied with NIST's conclusions and billions of people around the world complained that the report was an obvious out-and-out purposeful distortion of the truth and a willful manipulation of history for indefensible political reasons. Dr. Shyam Sunder, highly-paid co-author of the report defended NIST's [his boss's] findings and chuntered, 'Just because millions and millions... and... millions... of conspiracy theorists have read something in a book or seen a film on YouTube does not mean they understand the complex world of physics. The real truth is both plain and simple: we can find no proof of the use of explosives at the Hiroshima site thus the collapse of the buildings is probably due to standard offices fires breaking out after someone left the gas on.'

When it was pointed out to Dr. Sunder that, aside from thousands of historical written, film and eyewitness accounts directly contradicting his claims, Hiroshima had no public gas supply in 1945 his eyes rolled around like marbles on a roller coaster seat and he witlessly bumbled, 'Our computer model cannot be... wrong... although... I cannot tell you... how I modeled... our computer... model... that I modeled... because it would present a risk to public safety...'

When it was pointed out to Dr. Sunder that a US army B 52 was flying over Hiroshima that very morning in which the crew were seen celebrating and giving each other highfives whilst filming the event, rather chillingly he used a similar response to that of Oded Ellner (one of bizarre removal men arrested on 9/11 for strange behaviour but later released on passport violations and repatriated to Israel where he later appeared on a live TV chat show) and said, 'Maybe their purpose was to document the events.'

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2 Aug 2015
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Shyam Sunder comment WTC 7 collapse model - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVhA9KtTIus
5 Jun 2014 - Uploaded by Thomas Grøn
WTC 7 NIST Model vs. Reality - Duration: 2:09. NanoThermite911 56,652 views. 2:09. 9/11 NIST Shyam ...

Israel and September 11 9/11 - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OyUoGUV7b8

16 Aug 2006 - Uploaded by dave777
Chat show about the 5 Israelis that were arrested shortly after september 11th. ... ONE SAID: "OUR PURPOSE ...

Counter Intelligence/ Stupidity

Built 9/11 1941; attacked 9/11 2001; in charge  9/11 2007
Pentagon: 'Entire World's Population Will Be Terror Suspects By 2017'

US Pentagon officials have calculated that the entire world's population will be terror suspects by early 2017. Whilst bad news for Earth's 7.2 billion citizen's this is excellent news for the considerably smaller handful of US military bosses who have been looking for a convenient excuse to record everything everyone does everywhere, every minute of everyday, ever since the Pentagon's first brick was laid sixty four years ago on 11th September 1941.

Five Star General Ford Pontiac exclaimed, "Yeehaa! That sure is right. God Damn it! When work building the Pentagon began on 9/11 1941 only the craziest military industrial complex nut would have thought we would have been in this unrivaled counter intelligence position less than seventy years later. Good ol' Georgie Bush first announced the New World Order in 1991, strangely on the same day: 9/11, of course we all know what happened ten years after when his son was in charge, and then Microsoft signed up to Operation Prism, also coincidentally on September 11th 2007, meaning we we were already treating most of the world's population like terrorists way back then. Now, after constantly bombing the crap out of every beard-wearing country in the intervening time, and so enraging everyone else that was left, we feel  that, with a high degree of certainty, the entire world's population will be terror suspects by 2017. Earth's citizen's should remember that there will be one notable exception to this rule; i..e that Pentagon staff will not be terror suspects which is slightly ironic as we were the bunch of violent psychopathic fuckstains that started it all in the first place."

Deconstructing History The Pentagon Worlds ... - YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QgCrpy67y0
10 Jan 2014 - Uploaded by Seek His Faceintheclouds
Built in just 16 months, the Pentagon is the world's largest low-rise office building ... 9/11 Pentagon Attack ...

Counter Intelligence/ Stupidity

MI5: Right up everyone's arse in UK
MI5 Announce Plans To Hide CCTV In All UK Toilets

MI5 have announced breath-taking new plans to force legislation through parliament making it obligatory for all UK toilets to posses hidden CCTV equipment. The plans, known to be backed by David Cameron's government, are thought to be a response to the growing threat of terrorism from everywhere, a threat which is now thought by terror officials most likely to originate from the home.

A spokesman representing MI5 laughed, "After our successful work homegrown terrorism is now the UK's biggest security threat. A threat that could come from the places you least expect. That's why hidden toilet cams, or WCTVCCTV as we call it in the counter intelligence community, are so important. This unobtrusive machinery, digi-box and 3G booster, plus four annoying visits every month from one of our rude employees trying to make it work properly, is for your own safety and peace of mind and essentially for many reasons. One: These mass data dump collections are an integral part of modern information gathering. Two: The toilet rim of your bathroom and your arsehole are the only place that we don't currently have a microphone or computer recording what you're saying. Three: We're literally and clinically a bunch of perverted psychopaths who receive morally delinquent pleasure looking at people's private shit.'

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