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| Feminists scream at the top of their voices 'Total equality!' |
A gang of marauding feminists hell bent on achieving what they call 'total equality' have screamed, 'Men are obsolete!' Maureen Dowd, author of the book pictured, New York Times columnist and ringleader of the gang, pulled at her hair and shouted, 'All we need is a hundred handpicked sperm donors who can be milked everyday and the rest can be liquidated! Then, and only then, will we have total equality!'
It is thought that Ms Dowd and her gang of oppressed women, which includes neo-feminist Hanah Rosin, judged men to be fully obsolete minutes after they finished inventing fire, the wheel, language, numbers, farming, time, money, religion, music, tools, buildings, bronze, iron, steel, sewers, medicine, hospitals, bridges, boats, paper, the printing press, electricity, the internal combustion engine, cars, roads, microchips, planes, the jet engine, space travel, telecommunications satellites, mobile phones, the internet, computers, hair dryers, fridges, breast implants, a sense of humour, TV and civilization in general.
Ms Rosin, who put herself forward to oversee the male milking program, was quick to ridicule the achievements of man, putting her hands on her hips and screaming at the top of voice, 'These so called inventions, of so called man, are just beginners luck! Women would have invented them all - and better - if only we hadn't been so oppressed! Aaaarrrrggghhhhh! Also we would have made them in a wider range of colours! Bloody misogynists! Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh!'
Ms Dowd rudely interrupted her college, 'Now everything has been made by these bloody misogynist men there is only one job that remains: Admin! In this new world of admin, which is basically ordering people around - You there! Move that to the left! No move it to the right! Aaarrrggghhh! Just put it back where it was! Fuck's sake! I need another holiday! - women have become truly dominant as we are naturally more pushy than our servile male counterparts. Now once and for all, apart from the ones that myself and my friends will milk, men can finally go!'
