The Stuffing 'Em Post: World Bollotics

Anthony Weiner's emails were seen by millions but not reported by world media

Trump 'Weiners' US Election

Donald Trump has won the US election and his historic victory is being blamed on a raft of incriminating emails released by Wikileaks the previous weekend from the computer of disgraced former Hillary Clinton aide child sex-texting senator Anthony Weiner. The scandalous emails revealed a level of wickedness amongst the Clinton Team that surpassed even that of the UK government including: money laundering, child exploitation, sex crimes with minors, perjury, pay to play through Clinton Foundation, obstruction of justice and other felony crimes including, the usual, worshiping of Satan. (See article below)

Corporate media outlets like the BBC (Bush Bush Clinton) played down the impact of the emails reporting that FBI boss James Comey had returned to his office on Sunday night and 'read' all 650,000 emails but by then millions had already seen the stories on internet. Alex Jones was in tears on Sunday evening during his hugely popular weekly show Info Wars terrified that Americans would not find out in time and elect a candidate who would later be found out of their heinous crimes whilst in office, further disgracing the entire country. An NYPD chief who had seen the evidence remarked, "What's in the emails is staggering and as a father it turned my stomach."

Representatives of the CFR (Council on Foreign Relations), who actually run the country for the Central Bankers, stated that they will spend 'as much as it takes' on new vote rigging machines for the next election but overall were philosophical about the result and commented, "For the last eight years all we had to do when we bombed a country was wheel out Obama and get him to sing some Stevie Wonder, because he was a charming black man with nice teeth singing a song written by famously blind black man, in today's political correct environment no one could criticse him without being called a racist. But even though Hillary is a feminist, and therefore generally perceived as incapable of harming a fly, (coughs) she is now so unpopular she would have had to gone everywhere with a grand piano tied to her fanny constantly playing Ray Charles hits."