|Emails and laser guided bombs sent earlier.|
David Cameron has personally emailed all 30 000 ISIS members informing them exactly when to expect UK air raids to begin. As the minute by minute countdown to hostilities continued and the timings (Attacks in hours!) and lengths of the conflicts (Three year war!) were made so clear by international media David Cameron's press office finally released full details of all RAF manoeuvres in a coordinated effort to inform ISIS bombing victims of their fates.
Dear Sir or Madame,
I David Cameron; UK PM, write to inform you that your house; 475 Dessert Way, Syria will be destroyed by an IAF Lockheed Martin laser-guided bomb at 10pm GMT on Saturday 27th October 2014. Please make sure that you and your loved ones are there twenty minutes beforehand to maximise collateral damage requirements. The English Government apologises for any inconvenience this may cause you. Unsatisfied customers are advised to email us @Gov.org/unhappytobecolateraldamage.com. Messages may be recorded and used for anti-terrorist training purposes.